Archive for September, 2008

Now Hiring!

Posted in opportunities on September 26, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

Plus Publishing is looking for a few good interns.

If you think you could be a Boring Officemate, send a picture of yourself in your Boring Office clothes or at your Boring Office desk to our human resources department.  Include a few words telling us why you think you would like to work here, and we’ll find a cubicle for you on our team.

BORING OFFICE GUY IS TIRED

Posted in observations on September 25, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

I AM TIRED AT 7:29 PM 9/25/2008 THAT IS WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK OH I MIGHT JUST FALL ASLEEP WRIGHT HERE SAVE MEEEEEEEEFP;O’GHIJYEEI YEI5UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BORING OFFICE GUY WEEKLY NEWS

Posted in observations on September 25, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

Homemade notepadTHIS IS PIE NEWS AND NO WE ARE NOT SELLING PIE TODAY BUT TODAY AN UNUSUAL STRANGER WITH THE CODE NAME OF BORING OFFICE GUY HAS BEEN DANCING ON A BEACH INSIDE THE SAND THAT IS PIE NEWS

boring office guy boring weekends

Posted in observations on September 19, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

i was thinking on my weekends what am i going to do i do not have work. so i decided i will be boring there now i have work on weekends.

boring buddys song

Posted in observations on September 18, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

boring buddy has a song it goes “i am not boring.but that is okay”.

boring buddy

Posted in observations on September 16, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

Monkeyhi my brother boring buddy says for me to tell everyone something he thinks is funny. here it is. i want to go to kindergarten then i stole his backpack. it was not that funny but he is only five. and not boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

sitting on a chair

Posted in observations on September 15, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

i came up with a new boring office guy song! from boring office guy to buried in the sand to sitting on a chair. when i record that i bet it will not be as exciting as me on the beach with only a head and to arms.

borin’ man

Posted in observations on September 14, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

i am boring office guy the most talented 8 year old 3rd grader in a first comunion suite who dances. wow that came out wrong. well anyway today at school i worked and worked and well worked. well i guess i need to learn stuff.

planets

Posted in observations on September 13, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

i have started looking at planets i know jupiter has 16 moons and there can be life on one of the moons! but only if there was heat.

boring singing

Posted in observations on September 12, 2008 by Xiaoping Yoholeugh

hi welcome to my office i am making up more songs to let you know boring office guy is a publisher. but he also makes the things on his somewhat boring computer. and they pay him a boring amount of money. but man these bills are ridiculous! but that is okay i will now make a new song.

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